So yesterday, I was taking a look at my feeds I recieve from various gossip sites, and one in particular caught my browing eyes. It read, "Another Source Says Simpson Is Pregnant" That was shocking to me. Another source?! Does this mean more than one source says Jessica Simpson is pregnant?! Last I knew she wasn't even engaged, and only dating some nobody NFL quarterback. I really shouldn't have started assuming all of those terrible things about Jessica, for when I clicked on the link, it was none other than her little sister, Ashlee Simpson.
Sidenote: Ashlee Simpson is probably best known for (other than being Jessica's sister) her reality television show and mediocre music career. Oh, and when talking about Ashlee Simpson's fame, you can't forget to mention her Saturday Night Live debacle where she was caught lip-singing. Tsk Tsk.
Duh duh duh. It all makes sense now. Jessica isn't currently engaged/married to anyone at the moment, but Ashlee is! To our favorite member of Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, none the less. I vaguely remember reading about those two getting engaged and have a wedding planned for next month.(I sure do wonder if Ashlee plans on inviting ex Ryan Cabrera?) It seems to me that this wedding seems awfully sped up...I wonder if the arrival of a baby has anything to do with it. The more and more I think about what their kid might look like, the more and more I'm split in two different directions. Either it is going to be one gosh darn quite little booger (provided it pops out with it's natural hair color...speaking of which, what is Ashlee's...or Pete's for that matter?) or it is going to be the most hideous thing on the face of the earth. I guess only time will tell.
To me, it seems like there have been a number of baby announcements/weddings recently. We have Ashlee of course, Nicole Richie, Beyonce and Jay-z (finally), the most recent Survivor winner, and a bunch of other people who were in television shows long ago that nobody really remembers anyway. But congratz to all of the above. I wish you the best in life, and if you happen to any left over cake from the wedding, feel free to send it my way. After all, I am a big fan of cake.
And for all you curious people out there who would like more information, here ya go:
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