Yeeeeeahhhhhh Booooooiiiiii!
Wooooooooooooowwwwwww!
Flaaaaavvaaa Flaavvvvv!
-The extent of Flavor Flav's vocabulary.
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A few years ago, a season of The Surreal Life aired on VH1. If you've never seen Surreal Life, it's basically a bunch of dryed out D class celebrities with nothing better to do with their lives than appear of a television show. Well, little did the world know, on this particular season, a little known person named Flavor Flav would be released.
After creating plenty of drama on that series and it ended, some producer somewhere decided it would be a good idea to let Flavor Flav have his own show! Now, if I ever come into the possession of a time machine, one of the first things i would do is go back and de-brain whoever thought that was a good idea. But they did think of it, and create a show for him, and unfortunately for the educated of the world who have glimpsed it, those people are now dumber. The show is called Flavor of Love, and is currently running on its 3rd season. How it has made it to its third season, is something i'll never understand. Basically you have a bunch of drama making, fame seeking bimbos trying to compete for "true love". The sad part of it, is some of those girls have spawned spin offs including Charm School and I Love New York.
But culture is culture, and so over this past Easter weekend, I decided to do my part to spread it. I met up with my 18 month year old cousin, who has a very limited vocabulary. So being the corrupt kid I am, I tried to teach her to say Wooooooow and Flavvvaaa Flav!
But she was too smart
and refused.
Wooooooooooooowwwwwww!
Flaaaaavvaaa Flaavvvvv!
-The extent of Flavor Flav's vocabulary.
---
A few years ago, a season of The Surreal Life aired on VH1. If you've never seen Surreal Life, it's basically a bunch of dryed out D class celebrities with nothing better to do with their lives than appear of a television show. Well, little did the world know, on this particular season, a little known person named Flavor Flav would be released.
After creating plenty of drama on that series and it ended, some producer somewhere decided it would be a good idea to let Flavor Flav have his own show! Now, if I ever come into the possession of a time machine, one of the first things i would do is go back and de-brain whoever thought that was a good idea. But they did think of it, and create a show for him, and unfortunately for the educated of the world who have glimpsed it, those people are now dumber. The show is called Flavor of Love, and is currently running on its 3rd season. How it has made it to its third season, is something i'll never understand. Basically you have a bunch of drama making, fame seeking bimbos trying to compete for "true love". The sad part of it, is some of those girls have spawned spin offs including Charm School and I Love New York.
But culture is culture, and so over this past Easter weekend, I decided to do my part to spread it. I met up with my 18 month year old cousin, who has a very limited vocabulary. So being the corrupt kid I am, I tried to teach her to say Wooooooow and Flavvvaaa Flav!
But she was too smart
and refused.
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try flavor of queer-ness
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